Wild Kingdom Just Got Wilder

::Snooty British Narrator Voice:: "Here, in the blinding flash of our hidden wildlife cameras, we behold a truly majestic moment." [...] [...] [trumpet-like fart blast]***"Her prey captured, the Snoot-Tusked Vander Hooper must now remain here, fangs embedded in the forest floor, until help arrives." ::contemplative chewing sounds:: *****"Their mating call may seem unusual - even bizarre - but the Ball-Footed Duck Dong swears this works with the ladies." "Hey girl, you up?" Thanks to Joel N., Priscilla L., & Kacy for answering nature's call and being our #1 fans.*****And from my other blog, Epbot: