And You’ll Never Be Broke

Hey Darling Ones, Yesterday I had to go back to physical therapy because my left ankle is being a little bitch. I went to a podiatrist a few months ago and she thinks it’s my lymphadema causing the woe. I’ll skip telling you how I was, and kinda till am, a salty, petulant brat about the whole thing. Instead, I’m gonna tell you abut the weird thing that happened. Because the American healthcare system is so awesome and efficient, I had wait six weeks for this appointment and go to a clinic in Savage (about 20 minutes from Supergenius HQ) instead of the Shakopee clinic which I can practically see from here. Whenever I go to the Savage clinic (my primary care doc is there) my fam uses the clinic’s Staxi to haul me in. My fam loves the Staxi. I’m ambivalent. I prefer my wheelchairs, Ruby Vroom or Jonas, because I can propel myself. The Staxi is like an adult stroller and I need to be pushed, for the most part. Because I have go-go-gadget arms and long legs, I have been known to twist…