8 Non-Player Characters from John Prine Songs

I got kicked off of Noah's Ark I turn my cheek to unkind remarks There was two of everything But one of me And when the rains came tumbling down I held my breath, and I stood my ground And I watched that ship go sailing Out to sea Sweet Revenge, John Prine John Prine (1946-2020) is probably my favorite country-folk artist. I only started listening to his work after his passing, but he has been incredibly important to me since. One of my favorite parts of his music is the fully-realized characters that emerge from his songs, so I want to share with you some characters you can adapt to your elfgames or detectivegames or elfdetectivegames that I think transcend modernity and reach back to the human(oid) condition. d8 Song Character Stat as 1 Dear Abby B. Wildered Sasquatch 2 Dear Abby Uncle Happy Scholar 3 Grandpa was a Carpenter Grandpa the Carpenter Blacksmith 4 Grandpa was a Carpenter Grandma, the Carpenter's Wife Priestess 5 That's the Way that the World Goes Round Bobson Slout…