FUCKING PIGEON

A FUCKING PIGEON JUST POOPED ON ME!!! I WAS JUST SITTING THERE, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND THAT THING, LITERALLY, SHIT ON ME! I'M SO FUCKING MAD, I HAD TO UNDRESS IN MY UNI BATHROOM OTHERWISE I WAS GOING TO SMELL LIKE FUCKING SHIT FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! It's even itching where he pooped. There is no words in the English language to describe my wrath. Pombo desgraçado filha da puta do caralho. Porra, eu tava sentada de boa essa desgraça vem cagar logo em mim. Que dia merda irmão, eu não devia ter saído da minha cama 🤬🤬🤬 ٠ ✤ ٠ • ·· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·· • ٠ ✤ ٠ Thanks for reading! ٠ ✤ ٠ • ·· • —– ٠ ✤ ٠ —– • ·· • ٠ ✤ ٠ Reply to this post