Do Eight Sleep Water Cooled Beds Leak Or Do They Just Sell To A Lot Of Bed Wetters?

Sleep fitness company Eight Sleep published a technical bulletin Tuesday addressing a flood of customer support tickets regarding unexplained morning dampness on its Pod mattress covers.“Our hydro-engine circulates fifty-four degree water through medical-grade capillaries under continuous pressure,” said Eight Sleep VP of Product Integrity, Terry Towell. “Every returned unit undergoes a forty-eight hour diagnostic sweep with food-grade neon dye in our laboratory. In one hundred percent of cases, the hydraulic circuit remains completely intact. The water inside our cover stays inside our cover. Our hardware is immaculate.”Towell was equally quick to defend the personal hygiene of the company’s customer base, who had begun filling forums with anxious questions about themselves.“Our users are world-class individuals who take nighttime biological optimization very seriously,” Towell explained. “These are seed-stage venture capitalists, triathletes, and high-agency founders who track their…