Roll your own epiphany. Or: On [Ordinary Object] and the [synonym for quiet] Art of Writing

We've all written this before: a quiet morning, a warm drink, a half-remembered thinker, and a sweeping conclusion about How We Live Now. I've certainly done so, especially when in my own finding myself phase, and delivered all life conclusions with total confidence. And like no research. To save us all time, here it is as a game (its all games, really). Grab some dice and roll on each table, fill in the template, and publish. How to Play Roll on each table below. Drop your results into The Template at the bottom. Add italics wherever it feels meaningful. Post it. Remember that proofreading is a form of capitalism. Table 1: Title (d6) On [Ordinary Object] and the Quiet Art of Being Notes Toward a Slower [Noun] What the [Ordinary Object] Knows In Defense of [Mildly Unfashionable Thing] Against [Thing Everyone Already Dislikes] Some Thoughts I Had While Holding a Mug Table 2: Setting (d8) Making coffee before anyone else was awake Waiting for the kettle, which I refuse to rush On a walk…