unstory face reveal

My alt blog, unstory, has been the talk of the town lately. Its saga spans dozens of posts engineered to increase my surface area. With Brennan linking to me five times across several weeks, I believe I've achieved that goal. In addition, Korin, Gordon, Unattributed, and Candy all commented on the question, "Who is unstory?" Without further ado, allow me to show you who I really am.