A SKILL.md for commenting on Hacker News

Roll a D6.If you rolled “1”:Read the article.Find and quote the weakest sentence. Must be tangential to the main thesis.Say “This makes me not want to read the article.”If you rolled “2”:Do not read the article.SF Bay Area humble brag: “This reminds me of the time I met Steve Jobs...”If you rolled “3”:Open with “I have a doctorate in point-set topology. This is utter nonsense.”Fail to explain the concept correctly.If you rolled “4”:“You no longer need to pay for software. I just spin up an agent swarm.”Your token budget is $7,000 a day.If you rolled “5”:“I agree that the emergence of the techno-surveillance state is appalling. But as the lead of facial recognition at Flock, I just don’t know what a single person can do.”If you rolled “6”:“I browse with HTML disabled. This site did not load for me.”