You Pig! 3 ▲ Cake Wrecks 49 days ago · Life · hide · Fediverse post Attention minions raising smaller minions:Have you ever noticed something... off... about Peppa Pig's nose? I only ask because I keep getting Peppa Pig cakes over here, and they're surprisingly, er, adult for a kids' cake, if you know what I mean. Admit it: if you'd never seen Peppa Pig before this would make you spit out your Diet Coke. I mean, what is that lizard doing? Granted, if you do know what Peppa looks like, that's not too bad.[sing-song] BUT THISSSS IS! Flashing Flops Of Fleshy Flaccid Frosting, Batman!My theory is these bakers see exactly what we see - c'mon, let's call a dong a dong here - but they're so determined to NOT see it that their subconscious takes over, gleefully piping out penises left and right because "WE'RE ALLOWED TO NOW, IT'S A PIG NOSE! WHEEEEEE!"C'mon, that's basically every 9-year-old boy's dream job.But still, bakers, at some point you've gone too far.And that point is riiiiiight around.... here: Oink oink, motherfluffers. Thanks to Liz B., J-la, &… Commenting on Bubbles has been removed. Why? If you want to talk about this post, write to the author, use the comments on their blog if it has them, or reply with a "RE:" post on your own blog. Suggestions? feedback@bubbles.town
