You Pig!

Attention minions raising smaller minions:Have you ever noticed something... off... about Peppa Pig's nose? I only ask because I keep getting Peppa Pig cakes over here, and they're surprisingly, er, adult for a kids' cake, if you know what I mean. Admit it: if you'd never seen Peppa Pig before this would make you spit out your Diet Coke. I mean, what is that lizard doing? Granted, if you do know what Peppa looks like, that's not too bad.[sing-song] BUT THISSSS IS! Flashing Flops Of Fleshy Flaccid Frosting, Batman!My theory is these bakers see exactly what we see - c'mon, let's call a dong a dong here - but they're so determined to NOT see it that their subconscious takes over, gleefully piping out penises left and right because "WE'RE ALLOWED TO NOW, IT'S A PIG NOSE! WHEEEEEE!"C'mon, that's basically every 9-year-old boy's dream job.But still, bakers, at some point you've gone too far.And that point is riiiiiight around.... here: Oink oink, motherfluffers. Thanks to Liz B., J-la, &…