Webcurios 25/09/26

Reading Time: 34 minutes While I imagine that most of you delete this email unthinkingly every time it crops up in your inbox – no, really, I don’t mind, I know you’re busy and this is only the textual expression of my very soul you’re ignoring, don’t worry about it! – I like to imagine that there are at least one or two sickos who spend Fridays sweating anticipatorily as they eagerly await a freshly-culled selection of links to land in their laps. And so it is for them and them alone that I apologise for this atypical delivery time – I AM SORRY FOR FCUKING WITH YOUR ROUTINE, SICKOS! Thing is, some very good friends of mine are getting hitched today and I need to leave the house in *checks* oh Jesus, an hour, fcuk, and as such I did the unthinkable and wrote the below on Thursday afternoon rather than getting up at 6am on Friday morning as is good and proper and traditional. If you note any difference in the general vibe, well, I am sorry – I did *try* and channel ‘hungover and…