3 hours ago · Life · hide · 0 comments

Flixy said, 'If you're doing past the Lidl at the end of the road past the Bingo Hall - where it turns off to go to the Marina - can you return something?'I queued twice. She hadn't given me the pin for her card. She then gave me the wrong pin. And when I told her this, insisted she had rung to tell me the correct pin, right after I told her about the first pin being wrong. There had been no such phone call. As I was walking away from Lidl, to look at some more typical Brighton Blue Plaques that come under the heading; 'Who the fuck was that?!', she texted with the wrong pin number again and a different one. I've been working on some material based on her compulsion to begin every sentence with 'I', and on the way she can turn anywhere you care to mention into a venue relevant to herself. 'Leigh-on-Sea? I did a photo shoot there. You know my fembot one? The photographer can get a bit sleazy but he was okay with me. He said he really loved my look. Too many of the girls he sees, he…

No comments yet. Log in to reply on the Fediverse. Comments will appear here.