Find the Most Unhinged Google Alert

I’ve invented a game called “Find The Most Unhinged Google Alert”. This is a challenge to discover the phrase that will get you the craziest news stories from your monitoring service of choice. The rules are simple: no proper names, no topics, nothing particularly targeted. A generic phrase descriptive of the most possible chaos, as complex as you like. I’m testing them on Google News. High scores so far: “been taken down” “since been removed” “was removed after” “received an unusual” “ordered to write an apology” “an unusual sight” “an unusual sentence” “sign apologizing”

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