I Doubt He Has the Data to Back That Up

[You know, maybe they deserve each other.] Remember rich dingus Bryan Johnson, who’s obsessed with beating aging? He’s the one who publicly compared his erections against his son’s. Right, “ick”. “Ick” indeed. Anyhow, Johnson now has a girlfriend, Kate Tolo. Despite some initial discomfort, she’s decided to share Johnson’s hobby. Describing herself as an introvert, she says she was initially uneasy about becoming “the world’s most measured woman,” as Johnson put it in a video from last August. But Tolo’s done it anyway, with her blood, urine, and stool being tested for hundreds of different statistics. As a result, Johnson was able to pay her the most bizarre compliment I’ve ever heard: He’s also declared her vagina’s microbiome to be in the “top 1 percent” of all vaginal ecosystems. Stop being so weird, Bryan.Link: https://www.wired.com/story/kate-tolo-says-her-quest-to-be-the-female-bryan-johnson-is-for-women/

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