A token is not a gift, but a trap. 0 ▲ Infinite Wishes 🏳️⚧️🚀 50 days ago · Writing · hide · Fediverse post A token is not a gift, but a trap. 2026-09-24T20:18:00+00:00, by Emma Humphries, from Infinite Wishes 🏳️⚧️🚀 A fae stepped out of the fold between the worlds and looked the CEO in the eye, “Tell me your true name, and I’ll grant your heart’s desire!” “I’m Sam Altman, and I want Artificial General Intelligence.” The fae shoved a fat manila envelope into Altman’s hands. “You’ve been served, Mr. Altman,” said the fae, with a pleased lit in their voice as they stepped back from the CEO. “What?” “Only the Fae have the right to trick mortals using their base desires for wealth and power.” The fae smiled. “You infringed on it.” “What do you want?” “What we’re entitled to,” the fae laughed, “the first born of every one of your users!” Commenting on Bubbles has been removed. Why? If you want to talk about this post, write to the author, use the comments on their blog if it has them, or reply with a "RE:" post on your own blog. Suggestions? feedback@bubbles.town