Eat Your Heart Out, Shakespeare

[walking into spotlight][striking dramatic pose] Poo bee... ... or NOT poo bee? That is the question.[raising fist to the heavens]Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortunes, Or to take arms against a sea of tribbles! ["Meep?"]and by opposing...END THEM. ["MEEP!"] [raising both arms and bellowing]Tie dye!! To seep no more!And by a sheep, today we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks... ... is that a hair?! EW![Ahem.]'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. Tie dye, to seep, perchance on buttercream! Aye, There's the flub.Blow, winds, and crack your heartfelt thanks to Jennifer T., Janet, Carol F., Lilly P., Amanda M., Alli S., Christy L., Sarah F., Sarah Jane, Brittany B., Paige H., and Karyn T, our Shakespearean pros.****PS: Been a while since English Lit 101? Then here, let me google that for you:"To be, or not to be, that is the question:Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to sufferThe Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,Or…