It's Time To Take The Fall, Y'all

It's late-September, 94 degrees, raining, and we need something to save us, bakers. Something to light a light at the end of this hot, dark, wet tunnel.No, I'm not talking about porn.Why would you even think that?Stop it. Stop thinking about porn.Er... Right.Now...BRING ON THE PUMPKIN SPICE STUFF!!::upbeat techno music::::sounds of vrooming engines:: ::announcer voice:: Thaaaat's right, ladies and gents, here they come! Our new pumpkin spice products of 2026! First up, in celebration of today's socio-political climate, here's a tasty little number we call "Ominously Circling Crows Will Teach That Stupid Scarecrow A Lesson He Won't Soon Forget!" Perfect for sending that seasonal message of warning, or grab one tonight for dinner to celebrate all things corn, crows, and frightened scarecrows! Of course we're still dropping our flagship product, the world famous PSL: Yes, our Pumpkin Spice Log may not be number 1 yet in the Pumpkin Spice Product market, but it's definitely #2. And we…

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