d10 Silly Space Gun Table

1d10 Adjective Energy Type Weapon Beam Color Noise 1 High-frequency Neutronium Projector Electric blue Pew pew pew! 2 Supersonic Gamma-ray Beam Purple-black Bzzzzzt! 3 Zero-point Meson Disintegrator Lime green Zaaap! 4 Metastable Gluon Pistol Crimson Fzt fzt fzt! 5 Phased Graviton Emitter Blinding white Bloop bloop bloop! 6 Gravitic Photon Gun Alternating orange-and-blue Fwaark! 7 Atomic Electron Blaster Teal zzzt-THWACK! 8 Coherent Quark Carbine Ulfire sssSSSSZZTsss! 9 Pulsed Helix Caster Pink MWAAAAHMP! 10 Collimated Tachyon Ray Iridescent eeeEEEEeeee! Game idea: Boot Galaxy and The Fear of Dice.1 Pick any sci-fi adventure and run it as normal, but every player is armed with a randomly generated weapon from the table above. All weapons instantly vaporize whatever they hit. See the seminal post↩