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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a #974C4D Adidas polo shirt, #C8CCCE shorts, a #919095 belt, #FFFFFF socks, and Stan Smiths (#FFFFFF with #009C1A on the heel). How does Dave feel today? Dave feels daunted by everything he needs to do today, and he hasn't even turned on his work computer. What are the factors affecting Dave's mood? Dave keeps adding things to his working memory—which, according to science boffins, is only good for remembering seven things at a time—and his brain will show a #0000FF screen of death at any moment now. Has Dave ever seen someone bring coffee into the bathroom at work? Dave has indeed seen this, and is happy to no longer be working with that individual.

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