Bridal Terrors

A lot of brides like to give their bakers a photo of their dream wedding cake, in the hopes that they might, in fact, get a cake that looks at least vaguely similar.However, as you long-time readers know, this can be a lot like asking Francois the painting ferret** to whip you up a quick Mona Lisa. Some of the colors might be right, but in the end it's probably gonna be covered in fur and little poo nuggets. (The painting, that is, not the cake.) (We hope.)For example:Amanda C. asked for this, only in white and with a C: And, in the baker's defense... ...that is most definitely a C. Jei gave this picture to the head "chef" at a "luxury" beach "resort": And she got...this: I can't decide which is classier: the oozing cake or those water bottles.Do you think the bride had to spring for those? [chortle] Candice F. wanted this mushroom cake: And her baker's interpretation? Aw, those bakers: such fun guys. Joanne and Elena wanted this stunner for their wedding: And, to be fair, what they…