Roguish

Breaking Character From the Colagioia Homestead, we regret to inform you… Actually, I think that I need a new logo for this. Hold on a second. Ah, much better. Much more “with it.” It represents the infinite universe and escalating synergies, with a Kilroy -inspired mascot, and…stop laughing. No, that looks nothing like a puckered sphincter with something working its way out. Get your minds out of the gutter. How dare you suggest that the mascot might represent what typically comes out of a puckered sphincter. The logo totally represents humans among the one-ness…not a butt1. Ahem. Now, where did I leave off? Right. From the Colagioia Homestead, we regret to inform you that our work this morning escaped containment2. Even worse, we have evidence that somebody might use this breach in our security protocols to create biological weapons3, which we would have no way to stop. Some might recall that, when we started out, we made the point that we’d have a functioning business as soon as we…