For the Last Time I'm Not Downloading Your Stupid App

So, I've made it a point on this blog that I don't have any social media accounts. I occasionally use Reddit for some niche fix-it questions and to scroll r/corgis or r/trees when I'm bored as hell at work. However, the funniest thing happened... Reddit started getting a little ballsy. It's not blocking me from the using the app with the most audacious text, "Join the most real place on the internet!". This is like those dudes that feel the need to remind everyone what a nice guy they are. If you have to tell everyone you're probably not. "mOsT rEaL pLaCe On ThE iNtErNeT!" Fuuuuck you. Reddit is basically liberal Xitter. Full of a bunch of blowhards and bots. Not only did this ass-wipe of a social media bar me from using the desktop after a certain point, it also begs me to download their app. So you know what, now I'm just not using your dogshit site. Sit on a cactus and spin. Facebook is the same way. I will occasionally browse marketplace and then this popup with all the couth of…