The Avocadinator

I think I bought this thing at some grocery store endcap or something. The magic is that it can do all three advocotasks: Cut avocado in half (little knife thing) Take out the pit (little indent with teeth thing) Cut avocado halves into slices (grate thing) Amazing! All in one! My review: I actually kinda like it. I do reach for it when I have this job. But I’ve shown it to several people who have almost viscerally bad reactions. Like, they can’t explain it; they are just: nope. I literally handed it to someone who was about to undertake the job of slicing avocado, and they were like no thanks, got my knife here. The downsides are: The avocado has gotta be pretty ripe for it to work nicely (which it should be anyway if you’re about to take on this task). The device is immediately filthy and much harder to clean than a knife/spoon. It just has to go in the dishwasher immediately.