58 days ago · Life · hide · Fediverse post

[WARNING: Very mild adult humor ahead. Hide the children-folk!] John and I like to chat via Instant Messaging when we're across the house from each other. (Because AMERICA.) Below is our actual IM conversation from last night over today's cake: Me: Well, this earned a triple-take: [attaches photo]John: What is that??Me: You'll figure it out.John: Is it a number 1?Me: Noooo...John: Seriously, what the what?Me: Look closer.John: I literally have no idea. Me: *sigh* It's Thor's hammer, ok?[short pause][loud guffaws echo from the other room][short pause]John: Ok, so why the heck is there a peanut on the tip???Me: I have no idea. Maybe he's a Princess Bride fan? And before you all mention it, yes, this IS a pretty great cake... minus the surprisingly obscene topper, of course. Personally I like to think that Clayton is just a fan of the Avengers and Princess Bride.Thanks to Melanie K. for letting me hammer home another dong joke.*****P.S. Need to hide your eyes *and* listen to music or a…

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