As Someone Who Has Written This Blog Post,

It’s a great time to be the main character in Memento. Back in 2000, Leonard Shelby had a hard time functioning in society because he had no memory of who he was. But if Memento took place today? Hi Leonard! As someone who once was a Coffee Expert at Starbucks for six years — boy, I just love their Pumpkin Spice! — I’d like to talk to you about your SOC 2 compliance! Leonard, I was so moved reading about your condition. Your resilience really inspired me. That never-give-up attitude is exactly why I think you’d love our outbound sequencing tool! Hey, Leonard! I love how you said you like jazz bootlegs from the 1950s, a sentence you have only said once on the internet fifteen years ago! 1950s bootleg jazz really makes me think about my company’s revenue accelerator program you might be interested in! It’s a really fucking weird time. Everyone’s tryna do the cold email approach, but AI has made it so insanely easy to grab a few factoids from your bio in an effort to “tailor” their…