All my posts are perfect

Very happy to announce that everybody finally loves everything I write. It’s been hard adapting the texts so that they fit everybody. Carefully crafting each sentence and weighing every word, making sure no one will dislike anything. Finally, it’s all perfect. It’s been time-consuming, for sure, but it’s been totally worth it. With the current state of my blog, no one can complain about any content whatsoever. It’s spotless, no matter who reads it. I’ve also set up writing rules that make sure that all my future texts are bulletproof. It doesn’t matter what I write, deep or shallow, people are gonna love it. It feels great! The only exception to the rules is allowing myself to sometimes be ironic.