Carbonara Noodles and Burnt Toast Theories 🥪

Welcome to Secret Breakfast / The best place to start filling jars with brined cheese, filing for divorce, and finding that almost everything is better with a generous knob of butterHi there! As Dazed writes, we're living through an explainer epidemic, where thoughtfluencers with tiny mics are part of the same attention economy that runs food content.Let me explain something to you, then!When something's off, I start looking for comforting hints basically everywhere. You know what my favorite place would be? Burnt toast. There's this super naive Burnt Toast Theory that I like so much. It goes like this:Everytime you burn your toast, miss your bus, or get stuck in traffic, you are actually being delayed for a reason. Not everything that goes "wrong" is meant to hurt you. some things are just redirections or protection.Even if you don't end up where you planned to be, you still arrive where you're meant to be. Maybe later, you will understand why things didn't work out the way you…