Hack hack bleagh

This year for my birthday I got a chest cold. I didn’t ask for it. What do you get a guy with everything? I wouldn’t know, I got a chest cold. It started in my throat, and I took all the regular meds I usually take when I feel this sort of thing coming on but nothing worked. It settled in. I got the cough, and the wheeze, and the mucus, and for a while I was 8 again with bronchitis and Vicks on my chest and that small square thing Grandma knitted to keep my chest warm, and I missed the class field trip but nothing could be done about it dude I was sick. That was a month ago. I’m better now, thanks for asking. I still cough when I laugh though, which is tough because laughing is the best, and I expel phlegm in the morning like a demon being exorcized from a young girl in Georgetown, Washington, but broadly I’m better. A couple on the bus this morning were having an emotional time. She was in tears. There was much whispering. Sometimes there is a person or people whose sound dominates…