Day 16: Closing Arguments

That's right - all of the witnesses have taken the stand; all of the cross-examinations are complete, and today the court heard closing arguments from Bill and Crown attorney Natasha Jerome. Gift link - thank you, regular reader :)Bill's argument is, of course, that he didn't send the email - it must have been someone else! Or maybe it was doctored! He has zero proof of this, of course - just an argument based on his many, many conspiracy theories regarding corruption. Everyone is out to get him; etc.Apologies to the Peterborough Examiner for using such a large quote, but this... this is... what the actual fuck was he thinking...I wonder if he made any of those ridiculous claims during his actual testimony? Probably not; that'd be perjury - but believe it or not, it isn't perjury to tell lies in a closing argument because it isn't given under oath. Still, not a great look. Bill, when it comes to making you look unhinged, nobody could ever do as good a job as you yourself. You…