The Hag Stone Session Report 9

Antecedently: SUDDENLY SEMOR (has a new way to bug people); the Man With The Golden Nose sticks it into our damn business; Dani takes a level in Ron Swanson while examining a Resident Evil-ass woodén box Pregame miscellany: I regale the gang with the tale of my mother-in-law’s robot vacuum, Roberto the Roomba, and how listen, I have got a real big frown for our culture’s insistence on gendering all things and that all gendered things need to be paired up like so many Juggalo-confusing magnets, but I DID find him a girlfriend who cleans floors at the QT: Post-Pregame/Pre-Postgame: We decide to head to the Department of Orbs and BRING THE FUCKING ROOF DOWN Dani asks Johann how long Lili1 has been missing: about a week; he looked up and down Berlin, asked every shopkeeper, knocked on every door like Hugh Grant in Love Actually, surprisingly mellifluous baritone in tow. Wm remembers he was going to call Tracy to see if Lili was doing any civilian work for us, PERHAPS ORB-ADJACENT; they…