Played Blood Dungeon

I just played Messhof's newest game, Blood Dungeon, a "vampire-survivors-like" (some people are calling these "bullet heaven" games??? but that's no less referential??) where you are 2D platforming instead of running around in an open field. I like this a lot!! Having to platform around the hordes of enemies does make this genre a lot more fun for me. There's also a chest-spawning mechanic which forces you to zip around the level constantly rather than turtling - and this requirement to always keep moving forces you to get quite good at the movement mechanics. Jumping, clinging to surfaces, standing on or hanging from horizontal ropes, etc. all feels really good. It's a very adhesive little platformer. You feel like a spider! It makes you move and act like a gross little imp! I like that! The game is crude in a kind of harmless way - two of the characters are nude and ones has a miniscule dangling dick. It's fine. It's the kind of thing that I wouldn't have been allowed to play as a…