Thank you for your contribution to the model

Congratulations! Based on your wonderful and unique contributions to society, you have been selected to train the model. This is a real honor!As you know, the government has partnered with the frontier labs to enhance our datasets to better resemble some of our most powerful thinkers in the field. We're delighted to tell you, this includes you!Unfortunately, the process of scanning is destructive. We have to slice off delicate layer by layer in the neural scan. This is a big project, and the only way to efficiently process as many minds at scale! However, we assure you that we have only the best biochemists on staff; the serum you will be administered will make sure you are in the happiest state when being scanned. (We have learned from early attempts without sufficient medication; full sedation means a loss of quality of connection fidelity in the model, and scanning without medication at all would lead to traumatic contamination of the model's usefulness.)Don't think of it as death,…