I’ve been called a lot of things in my time, but never this

There’s one word no one’s ever used to describe me. Well, OK there are probably plenty. No one’s ever described me as ‘svelte’ or ‘pious’, after all. I’ve never heard ‘classy’ except through a thick layer of sarcasm, while I’m in the throes of strawpedo-ing a bottle of Lambrini. But the particular word I’m thinking […] The post I’ve been called a lot of things in my time, but never this appeared first on Girl on the Net.