Virgin Naruto, Chad Sasuke, Retarded Itachi, Based Rock Lee

NARUTO:-"I'm gonna bring Sasuke back, the girl I like told me so"- Never mind that Sasuke doesn't want to come back. Ignore friend's desires and invalidate his decisions.- Never offer your friend help with his revenge because that would be so evil (but go revenge Jiraiya) SASUKE:- See brother kill all your family, be put in school and slowly see that nobody in your village gives a fuck about finding the responsible of the crime.- Be called an emo for decades for wanting justice for an affront, both in konoha and IRL forums, get your anger downplayed by Kakashi and your peers. Be called a braggart when you decide to get strong to act yourself on it. -When you decide to train with Orochimaru everybody loses their minds. ITACHI:- So in order to get possible peace for a time in this village I just have to genocide everybody I love including innocents, and some far cousins. What can go wrong?- Fails to do the mission anyways by leaving his brother alive because after killing his parents…