Everyone should slow down AI development except for me

The power of science is staggering! Every day we're making new advancements in the field of generative artificial intelligence via judicious application of large language model inference technology. However, as we approach the next critical threshold in capability, we must look forward to ensure that we're not inadvertently creating a bad user experience in the form of mass societal collapse due to our technology replacing organic contributions in the workplace. As such, I am calling for the AI industry globally to pause all frontier model research and development. This will let Techaro's Lygma AGI lab catch up so we can dominate the world with our Intelliga series of models (where if you pay we remove the subliminal advertising that says being a catgirl is an ideal outcome). We want to give people the ability to have cat ears and we believe that AGI is the only way to do it. Our plan is to invent artificial general intelligence and then ask it to figure out how to give people cat…