Local Man Completes Backyard Deck Renovation by "Clauding It In"

Suburban homeowner Hugh Hammer announced Tuesday that he had successfully built a two-story backyard deck, proudly admitting that when it came to architectural planning, he decided to simply Claude it in.Hammer began the project last month by putting his thinking Claude on to evaluate structural engineering. Rather than hitting the Claude at the local library or consulting a licensed contractor, Hammer spent five minutes burning the midnight Claude to generate complete building blueprints.“My wife told me not to put all our eggs in one Claude,” Hammer said, adjusting his tool belt. “She was worried I was Clauding corners on the support posts, but I told her we would cross that Claude when we came to it.”When municipal inspectors arrived Thursday, Hammer sat down with them to Claude between the lines of the local building code. After an hour of reviewing the plans, the lead inspector refused to spill the Claude on whether the structure was safe, sending Hammer straight back to the…