Let's Play Telephone

Ever wonder what could possibly go wrong with a simple inscription on a basic cake? Well, WONDER NO MORE. Below I've listed the inscriptions some of my trusty Wreckporters ordered from professional bakeries, followed by the cakes they actually received: "God Bless Neal" I hear it's His middle name. "Welcome Baby Arnold" The spacing is what really sells it. "Happy Birthday Mom" Now that's a cake only a mother named Bob could love.[Btw, I'm starting to wonder if a baker named Bob is doing these on purpose. And if so, I want to shake Bob's hand.] "Congrats British Lit" I hope this starts a trend; I want to see all the ways bakers butcher "Kyrgyzstanian." "Happy Bandwidth Upgrade Day" "Band With Upgrade" is the name of my retro Steam Powered Giraffe cover band.(I realize only about 3 people will get that joke... and I'm ok with that.) "Grats to Dad" I like to think this is the baker's revenge on everyone who shortens "congratulations" to "grats." "CONGRATS" IS SHORT ENOUGH, PEOPLE. "Old…