Monday 7th September 2026

8677/21596So the real reason I am giving up RHLSTP is because I am now a huge film star. I got the train down to Brighton this morning for the first day of filming on Zak The Ripper. I have the first and last line in the film and so I am guessing I am the star of it, which means I no longer have time for scum like you and will soon be on an island with all the other celebrities making some dubious moral choices. My favourite kind of choices.I won't let it go to my head yet. Let's wait for Oscar season.