The Magical Story Of Labor Day

Ah, Labor Day. A day when we celebrate labor and all of its laborious labors.And who among us hasn't labored over laborious labors at some point in our labors? Heck, you may be laboring right now! You might even be IN labor! And that's the labor regarding which I have begun to labor over this post. Laboriously. And from a guy's point of view.*(*Bearing in mind that, since I AM a guy**, I've never had to bear children myself - laboriously or otherwise.)(**This is john, btw)So it all starts innocently enough. There you are, minding your own business with your nicely chiseled six-pack... ...when BLAM!, some dude comes along and gets all up in your business!Okay, that came out wrong. The point is: you're pregnant. And now your belly looks like this: Which kind of reminds me of this plumber I once knew... Or, if you're of the clothing persuasion, like this: Because pregnant ladies like to carry baby gherkins in their underwear.You know, weird cravings and all that. Anyway, a couple of…