Sunday Sweets: Filibuster Edition

A friend once told me, "I love all your posts, but I have to admit, on Sundays you could really write anything. I'm just there for the gorgeous cakes."Hey, works for me! So, let's see, all I need is to pull together a bunch of amazing cakes, like this: (By BMT Cake Designs)...and then fill up the page with whatever I want. It's a Sweets filibuster! Does anybody have a copy of Green Eggs and Ham?No? Ok, never mind. I'll improvise. (By Jessicakes)But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she. (By Mike's Amazing Cakes)A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V ... and of course dry yourself off with it if it…