Saturday 5th September 2026

8675/21594If you want to get a mattress the Dreams in Stevenage doesn't give a fuck about making sure you've tried it out four times or thought about what kind of base it goes on or really anything apart from wanting to sell you a mattress. They'll just ask how firm you want it to be, show you a really cheap one on sale and then a less cheap one (but cheap compared to the guy who doesn't want to sell his beloved sexy mattresses) and then you'll be out of there in 30 minutes.