Reviews of the Disney/NFL t-shirt collaboration 0 ▲ Simpler Machines 14 minutes ago · Life · hide · 0 comments I used to write a newsletter called If I Could Give It No Stars I Would where I shared unhinged reviews from Google Maps — long stories about a time a guy got into a fight with a security guard at a Safeway, a series of angry reviews on a graveyard that appeared to all be from the same family. I returned to this topic on a recent issue of Mere Being, by sharing a few reviews of the new Disney Champions NFL Collection, a series of apparel that pairs each NFL team with a select Disney character. I want to explore this world further here.I both don't know why this product exists and understand exactly and instantly why it exists. It is obviously insane and I am immediately struck by consumer lust for several of these artifacts. Luckily the one for My Team holds no such luster. If I was a Bills fan or a Ravens fan or a Cardinals fan I would be buying this nonsense immediately.Not everyone is as happy. Here's a Niners fan with a single star.Baymax and Antman are both from the SF and you… No comments yet. Log in to reply on the Fediverse. Comments will appear here.