Feel good about losing at life: a guide

You've noticed everyone around you is more successful: they built businesses, have great careers, loving families. You wish you had the same. What to do? Have you tried feeling morally superior instead? All successful businesses steal money from somebody else. Working for corporations is basically the same as supporting fascism. You don't have family and friends because nobody else sees how corrupt ordinary people are - and you don't want to mingle with evil people, don't you? Your failures are not yours. You have been given a seemingly impossible choice: live a life of failure or engage in morally repugnant world. The choice was easy to you: you chose the hard way, the morally superior way of refusing to embrace fascism and capitalism and to be the bastion of decency and all of the world's filth. You're poor, unhappy and alone by choice. The only correct choice. You cannot build anything valuable, anything other people might want so the only way forward is to destroy. To find other…