Old times are Old Stories

So we have a gig coming up at a bar I have a lot of history with, and just like this blog, I've been telling stories, and they've been super popular on Instagram (popular for me anyway). People love stories-ridiculous stories. I was involved in running this place, and all the dumb stuff that happens, people just cannot get enough of, especially if they're ultimately harmless. And I think that, you know, this gig is gonna be great, and we'll do awesome. We'll remember the feeling and none of the details. Especially with the asphyxia and then amnesia of the stage. By asphyxia, which I heard John Taylor, bassist for Duran Duran, describe, when you go on stage, you can only do so much. It's like you don't have the same amount of oxygen, and you've got to really watch it. Some nights are better than others, and you have more skills than you thought. Others, not so much. And by amnesia, I mean you can come off stage sometimes and not realize that it happened. You'll know if it was a good…