Droning It In

Ever wish that a fully decorated cake would just fall into your lap? Well now, thanks to unmanned drone technology, IT CAN.That's right, a bakery in Shanghai, China recently began using drones to deliver their cakes. DRONES, you guys. Flying drones. This may be the most brilliant creation ever invented, my friends. In fact, I'm suddenly feeling a lot less bitter about my lack of hoverboards and self-lacing sneakers. Flying robots delivering cake? Never mind, future: I'M GOOD.Plus, drone-dropped cakes are great for so many occasions! You know, like:Mother's Day: Birthdays: ... and baby showers! Even small orders will get that special "droned in" touch: Oh, and can't forget The Big Day! Not to worry; I'm sure that'll spring right back... Yes, my friends, the future is finally here, and the future is good. A little smooshed, sure, but good - and I, for one...What's that, you say? China has grounded the cake drones? Because the cakes might fall on someone or whatever?Ok, I take it back.…