August Recap

How was the month? Was okay. Went traveling; see previous blog post! And then I had to stay at the commie-block for like a week because I asked for a health checkup not knowing the "intestines ultrasound" they recommended me involved drinking laxatives and crapping my pants out the day before and it was miserable as fuck. The crapping part was fine! The miserable part was drinking the full liter of salty water that makes you wanna vomit. Some other things I did include an MRI that sounded like alarms blazing and people shooting at you with machine guns and the elevators at like half the buildings in my school; and then when the MRI proved inconclusive I did another brain scan thing where they put a wrapper over your head and squirted juice all over it and you had to sit there with your eyes closed, but not fall asleep. It proved really hard. And in the end the result was just "sleep earlier and eat more vegetables." Fuck me. Never going to the hospital for no reason again. And after…