My User Guide

Product: Gordon McLeanModel: GM-01Manufacturer: Lynda & Ian McLeanCountry of origin: ScotlandYear of manufacture: 1973Recommended operating environment: Somewhere with coffee, books, music and access to the outdoors. Before use Please ensure Gordon has had sufficient sleep. This is not a suggestion. It is a requirement. Coffee should be provided shortly afterwards. Snacks are optional but strongly recommended. Failure to follow these instructions may result in reduced performance, mild grumpiness and an increased tendency to stare into the middle distance. Assembly Gordon arrives mostly assembled, although certain components require regular activation. These include: cycling reading listening to music watching films walking being outside eating ice cream eating potatoes watching Formula 1 watching The West Wing spending time with his wife spending time with his son These are not accessories. They are core components. Cycling mode Gordon must be allowed to cycle. There is no known…