Moon

It was pitch dark, and he was walking through the park with a backpack, a tripod attached to it. Once he found a good place, he unloaded the camera from the backpack, put it on the tripod, checked the exposure, installed the mic, and once he made sure everything looked right, he hit record. “Hi gang!” he shouted, exhilarated, to the thousands of viewers who would watch this once he edited and uploaded it. “One of the questions I constantly get asked is how do you take a good shot of the moon in the city? What lens are you using, what camera, what are your settings? And let me tell you, gang—you've got this all wrong, and today I am here to help you out. To get a good photo of the moon, well, you need to have a good moon, like we have tonight!” He gestured grandly towards the sky, the camera shifting autofocus to the full moon looming over the park. He returned to the frame with two thumbs up. “What a beauty tonight, gang! The moon gods have blessed us with an amazing, crisp, white…