Dolly, the Tropical Storm

They named a tropical stormafter a person who was LEAST likely to storm through anythingand damage it. I don’t like it.I’m of the mind to reach outto my local news stationand send them a letter expressing my disdain. Dolly would never destroy whole towns, level off trees,and displace residents. She wouldn’t sweep human beingsinto a man-made sea atop theircars and drop them down a hill. If anything, she would be theperson active in search parties, funding movements to save lives, and offering any and everyhelpful resource at her disposal. To hear news media referto her name as something willfully ready to pummelnature and anything in its pathbreaks my heart repeatedly. Don’t they know who they’re talking about?!