Ocean DnD 28/08/26: The Silver Asshole

My first game played online in the Gay Beholder discord server. Many thanks to the GM warenunförmig / spuk (நவீன்), and the players: Princess Pizzabones Used dog piss salesman Goth Slut With a God Brain for making me feel welcome :) begin report Dorcas the Octopus appears on the reef and joins up for the next expedition. Unfortunately there's a massive storm. A great typhoon roiling over our heads; we all hunker down in the safety of the reef for a day, lest the currents tear us away from this mortal coil (cool!). The next day, we set off, taking advantage of the southwesterly current to drift along the seabed at great pace. This is all ground the party has covered before, which makes it easy breezy. Jimmy the Polyp plants an anemone in the nurtient-rich base of a caldera (cool!). we turn up at the dungeon, a large rectangle of stone, come to rest on the seabed at an odd angle, surrounded by strange monoliths. Dorcas wrests open the door to the southern entrance. It's full of mindless…