amazing prompt for making recipes

I am sitting here eating a vaguely Mexican-inspired bowl of assorted sauteed vegetables, beans, and spices that looks weird but tastes amazing. While cooking, I was listening to the recent Better Offline episode with Cal Newport: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-better-offline-150284547/episode/no-ai-is-not-autonomously-hacking-with-cal-newport-342356224 I was also thinking about several things. Like how Meta founder and world's most boring chiweenie Mark Zuckerberg claimed, in his recent snoozifesto, that he uses LLMs to generate recipes to cook with his daughter: https://about.fb.com/news/2026/08/the-future-is-for-everyone/ And about a viral social media post I saw a few years ago, in which an artist posted a picture of a character he had drawn. One of the first comments asked, "What prompt did you use?" The artist replied: "I thought of Jessica and then I drew her." To that end, beloved readers(FN), here is my "prompt" for making dinner. I use this "prompt" all the time. It…